zigguarrat

zigguarrat

here's defense of the ancients.
zigguararrat. zigg. i said zigguarrat....
to play, to play defense of the ancients,
the world must have must have some patience.

to all u laggers and leavers
i love to chase you round with daggers and cleavers
chop u up and throw u in a bag with the cheaters
and have yr clan find u
gagging and bleeding.

dun join if u are not planning on stayin
it makes ppl wanna slam yr face in
so hard it could turn ham to bacon
sorry if this man is mistaken
but i beat your ass til my hands have shaken

to play, to play defense of the ancients,
the world must have must have some patience.

If u need more beef
i am the warchief
put my hoof in your tooth
and unsheath in your teeth.
with my double-bladed axe
i slice yr ass till u collapse
thanks to you I'll get myself a heart of tarrasque
in glory we bask
the better I am
the longer I last

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.

no matter your strat
no matter your heroes
i leave you flat feeling like level zero
my choice of the day is grade A meat
havent been beat
u're in for a treat
one of the elite
a repeat offended that rarely retreats
if i ever lose
they barely defeat
and if i win
dicks press control alt delete
but i repeat im just way to concrete

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.

from tauren to pudge
to tiny to axe
if u are goona get beat so why do u ask
jugganaut to riki, dont even try to dick me
phantom assassin blink attackin
leaving me laughing
im pumping yr asses
and still getting no action

ziggaauraaat.. zigg zigggg

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.
http://www.nubcrushers.com/dota.html

seriously the most retarded song ever. lol.