Saturday, May 07, 2005

Petrophobic?

Petrophobic?


haha. ive taken this from mr brown's blog.

Words that should have existed -

1. EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the cinema who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.

2. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people manoeuvering for one armrest in a cinema.

3. ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press the lift button, the faster it will arrive.

4. PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

5. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialling a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

6. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

7. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

wasnt that creative? hmm. another sat afternoon to slack. but it seems that work is piling up and tests are coming up. time to focus. but i tink i shall go out. haha. its the weekend! so if ure in town, dont be surprised to see me.

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